Call me Jessica.
Insane Faller, Starkid fan, Hiddlestoner, and animation fanatic. Has a PhD in Horribleness.
Specializes in fandom-themed poetry on occasion. Also says "hoopity-doopity" a lot.
Icon by Ikimaru!
Gravity Falls Askblog: themysteryshack.tumblr.com
If you notice me reblogging
- a repost
- stolen art
- false information
please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you
Also, if you notice me reblogging things from
- anti-sj blogs
- TERFs or SWERFs
- other shitty people
please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
this is the best news I’ve heard this year
Woah-ho, hey, don’t judge! Making assumptions is an awful dangerous game…especially when they’re about your friendly neighborhood otherworldly entity!
My shapeshifting powers exist, but they’re mainly limited to the mindscape.
And besides that, my other powers are pretty nifty, if I do say so myself!
But outside the mind? Kid, this is my natural form. Without a vessel to possess, well, there’s really no proper shifting in the real world. Not without severely pulling a muscle, that is.
But hey, you make it sound like a bad thing, being a dapper triangle and all that! Sure, it can be kinda inconvenient when you literally don’t have a spine, but c’mon. How can you overlook all the perks? Seriously, I’ve still got this suave bowtie, an amazingly debonair top hat…
Oh yeah, and cataclysmic astronomical power at my every beck and call!
can we just talk about my birthday cake for a minute?
MY GRANDMA MADE THIS WHAT THE