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Call me Jessica.
Insane Faller, Starkid fan, Hiddlestoner, and animation fanatic. Has a PhD in Horribleness.

Specializes in fandom-themed poetry on occasion. Also says "hoopity-doopity" a lot.



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atane:

angpent:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Straight guys make me sick. But I’m a straight(ish) woman. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

Remember when Dr. Pepper tried to market diet Dr. Pepper to men? See the commercial here.

atane:

angpent:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

Straight guys make me sick. But I’m a straight(ish) woman. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

Remember when Dr. Pepper tried to market diet Dr. Pepper to men? See the commercial here.

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littleivor:

Smiley smiles.
Jack no you’ll stretch your sweater..

littleivor:

Smiley smiles.

Jack no you’ll stretch your sweater..

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thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

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vriskameenah:

vriskameenah:

OH MY GOD I JUTS FOUND ONE OF MY HORSE GRAPHICS FRO M WHEN I WAS LIKE 10

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wHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS M EAN ? ???

why must you laugh at my suffering

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egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

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Anonymous asked
Your sonic the hedgehog is the best representation I've seen in a while I love it and your blog <3

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

Thank you so much! :)

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Keep on running little hedgehog ♥

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stellapollet:

Chinchillas!
requested by anon.

stellapollet:

Chinchillas!

requested by anon.

SCREAMING IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL   I LOVE ITITIITHJTALSIDKG  
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floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

Hey there! I’m going to hit the road to see this cool musical. See you monday evening, have a great weekend! ♥

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

Hey there! I’m going to hit the road to see this cool musical. See you monday evening, have a great weekend! ♥

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