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Call me Jessica.
Insane Faller, Starkid fan, Hiddlestoner, and animation fanatic. Has a PhD in Horribleness.

Specializes in fandom-themed poetry on occasion. Also says "hoopity-doopity" a lot.

Icon by Ikimaru!


Gravity Falls Askblog: themysteryshack.tumblr.com

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

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snepwig:

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

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hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  
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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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Anonymous asked
You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

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STOP SCROLLING IMMEDIATELY

the-spookytronian:

skelezor:

THIS IS REAL!!!!!! if u do not reblog in 10 seconds u will be visited by these  

s k e l l i n g t o n s  at midnight tonight!! don’t even risk it!1

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As the skeleton lord, I can officially say that we are not fucking around. We ain’t no fuckboys

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themysteryshack:

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Woah-ho, hey, don’t judge!  Making assumptions is an awful dangerous game…especially when they’re about your friendly neighborhood otherworldly entity!

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My shapeshifting powers exist, but they’re mainly limited to the mindscape.

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And besides that, my other powers are pretty nifty, if I do say so myself!

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But outside the mind? Kid, this is my natural form.  Without a vessel to possess, well, there’s really no proper shifting in the real world. Not without severely pulling a muscle, that is.

But hey, you make it sound like a bad thing, being a dapper triangle and all that!  Sure, it can be kinda inconvenient when you literally don’t have a spine, but c’mon. How can you overlook all the perks?  Seriously, I’ve still got this suave bowtie, an amazingly debonair top hat…

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Oh yeah, and cataclysmic astronomical power at my every beck and call!

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pumpkins-and-triangles:

can we just talk about my birthday cake for a minute?
MY GRANDMA MADE THIS WHAT THE

pumpkins-and-triangles:

can we just talk about my birthday cake for a minute?

MY GRANDMA MADE THIS WHAT THE

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